Why won't Al Gore just call me so we can fix the climate change problem and go home?

Those of you who have read my other comments & discussions will hopefully understand the tongue-in-cheek manner the title is intended. Those of you who have read some of my other stuff will also know that I have put forth some rather novel ways to deal with some of the requirements to help alleviate some of the symptoms of climate change problem. The methods I've put forth are inexpensive and ultra efficient. One produces entrapped CO2 that is safe to dump to the ocean floor in quantity. Another, if implimented appropriately, would passively exchange O2 for the CO2 that has been recently noticed to be increasing in solution in seawater and acidifying the world's oceans. By releasing the CO2 from the oceans, we can trap it by using it for growing algae or by passing unfiltered ambient air through limewater.

Mr. Gore, why haven't you called?